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Reality Check: Bachelor in Paradise Week 3 “The Hook”

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Aug 20, 2016 Folks, we need to talk about “the hook” which was made famous by How I Met Your Mother many years ago in an episode where guest star Carrie Underwood says she really Tyrunn Walker Jersey likes Ted, but just can’t be with Odell Beckham Jr Youth Jersey him right now, giving him false hope and making him wait around “on the hook” until she is ready. But she will never be ready because she doesn’t like him, she just doesn’t want to break his heart. It’s basically like saying, “it’s not you, it’s me” but with more hope that in the future it will work out. I bring this up because this happened in basically every relationship in Paradise this week with Evan and Amanda, Jared and Ashley, and Jared and Twin (Hayley? Emily?).

source Word of unsolicited advice, Bachelor people: stop giving people hope that a relationship will one day happen if you are not at all interested in dating them. You may think that you are sparing the other person’s feelings, but you’re really torturing them by making them think there is a chance while you’re off on other dates. But what do I know, I’m just a single lady writing veraciously about a reality dating competition in her spare time…

follow site We left off last week cringing at the thought of Evan trying to woo Amanda while she was aggressively making out with Josh. While Evan was trying Antwione Williams Youth Jersey to date Amanda, Josh dated some pizza, and made out with it with the same vigor used to kiss Amanda. So much moaning and caressing. Evan Engram Jersey Josh loves pizza as much as Chad loves deli meats. But don’t worry, fans, Josh has enough room in his heart for both pizza and Amanda, and is not in the slightest bit worried that Evan is going to steal his girl. Despite his intensely overly sweaty body and make out moaning, Amanda is 100% locked in to that relationship, and Evan stands no chance of coming in between.

go Even though there is no way Amanda is ending up with Evan, she keeps that boy on the hook and Evan is too blinded by her gorgeous blonde highlights and off the shoulder crop-tops that he can’t see through her pity let down. In a last ditch resort move, Evan (whether sincerely or insincerely) tells her about former Bachelorette Andi Dorfman’s tell all book which says that Josh is very aggressive and verbally abusive.

köpa sildenafil citrate source site Other fun things that happened that will be discussed in list form since I wasted so much time talking about “the hook” and giving unsolicited dating advice:

go Daniel shaves Vinny’s back and drinks water out of his belly button because they are super-duper close. Ladies, please keep an eye on this.

click here Brandon and Christian get kicked off. It was for the best since no one even really knew who they were.

enter site Josh is SO sweaty. All. The. Time.

go site Hayley-twin doesn’t choose Brandon but Nick! I guess Brandon not being able to tell the twins apart was a deal breaker.

go to link Jared instantly looked excited about Calia. Carly said he’s never looked like that with anyone else.

Everyone loves Caila’s hair.

Jared is like the Mr. Rogers of Paradise. So nice. Always says the word “wonderful.”

Emily-twin thinks Caila is fake. And I totally agree.

Grant, Lace, Izzy, and Vinny go on a double date to da club where someone throws a drink at Lace and she freaks the hell out.

Lace is a disaster, per usual.

Evan drinks too much and is allegedly unresponsive. (All for Carly’s attention)

Evan has a swollen ankle and has to be taken to the hospital. He asks Caryl to go with him to sneak in a “date.” Surprisingly it works and Carly is aboard the Evan train again (her words, not mine).

Ashley arrives once again and cries every second of her life in Paradise over Jared.

Jared refuses Kevin Faulk Womens Jersey to let her off his hook even though it’s clear he wants Caila.

The editors make it look like Ashely is talking to a parrot. Classic Paradise.

Daniel is growing on me. Gasp!! How is this Canadian weirdo making his way into my heart?!

Nick is also redeemed in my eyes. He doesn’t seem like a bad guy.

Natives try to sacrifice a virgin on Ashley and Daniel’s date. So just a normal day in Paradise.

Crabs aggressively attack Nick and Jens date like out of a horror movie.

Ashley cries in bed all day. Again.

Nick says Ashley’s love for Jared isn’t love its infatuation. At least he is telling her like it is!


Jared threatens to go home from the Ashely drama he caused from being too nice.

It looks like Caila dumps Jared next week. And he though their love was special.

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